ianbrooks:

Visit Planet Earth Campaign by Bri Hand

Despite the possibility of literally one brajillion sentient lifeforms out there, we’ve so far discovered it’s pretty lonely in the big, cold Universe. And while our attempts at interstellar communication have sought to connect with extraterrestrials through the universal religion of science and mathematics, you’ve really got to wonder why we didnt play up our personal traits here on Serious Planet Earth: for instance, hot dogs. Everything recreated in Minecraft. Conga lines. The fact that David Bowie sometimes lives here. Bri’s ad campaign seeks to invigorate our languishing interstellar tourism industry by luring aliens in with some of Earth’s more amazing amenities (and hopefully the promise that we’re not going to autopsy them and show it on FOX). You can check out more assets of the campaign over at Bri’s website: secrethidingplaceofbrihand

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Life can be a curse, as well as a blessing. You will believe me when I say that there are far worse things than death in this world.

thorlokid:

I couldn’t just leave you there looking all pathetic

stanaskatic:

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL

best friends has never been what i would call it

hellmonks replied to your post: squids, tuberculosis, hamlet, red eyeshadow, vesper lynd

sephora brand has a red eyeshadow but it’s not very dark

yeah i’ve tried that one and it mostly just makes you look like you have pinkeye

hellmonks
squids, tuberculosis, hamlet, red eyeshadow, vesper lynd

OKAY THOUGH SERIOUS QUESTION CROWDSOURCED TO THE INTERNET: DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD DARK RED EYESHADOW THAT ISN’T THE MAKEUP FOREVER ONE??? I’M SERIOUS I’VE NEEDED IT FOR YEARS AND I CAN’T FIND ONE.

rabioheab:

people who brag about doing drugs are annoying but people who brag about not doing drugs are also annoying

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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